Monday, 22 October 2012

DIRTY JOKES

SAVE TO YOUR FAVORITES!!!

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? 
A: Dress her up as an alter boy. 

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? 
A: By becoming a ventriloquist! 

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. 

Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? 
A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese. 

Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
 A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns

 Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? 
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

 Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
 A: Because their plugged into a genius! 

Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
 A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

 Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
 A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. 

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue. 

Q: What has got two legs and bleeds?
 A: Half a dog! 




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